An Open question to Mr. Unfortunate

If you are being screwed twenty-four hours a day and every day of the year, then you must be enjoying it for how else can you explain your state? While whatever graphic description you use to explain your troubles, it is you who provided troubles the handle to define your identity. You are confused. You fear being exposed and are underconfident about your abilities and unsure of your stand. I don't know why investing the required efforts to support your wishful statements puts you in the defensive? Do not you at times think that you are fate's favorite's joker?
While you pretend you are fighting, you know that you have said THANK YOU. Experience has taught you that it is easy to float with the stream. It does not matter to you if you hit every other rock. Is not it all boring and ridiculous, Mr. Unfortunate, to be at the receiving end always?